Here's a quick doodle of Jim Anchower, slacker, stoner, columnist extraordinaire. Jim is a distunuished contributer to the the editorial section of America's finest news source, The Onion.
Jim's articles detail the particulars of his life including his unending string of McJobs, his search for weed and MGD, his love of classic rock, and the deplorable state of his Ford Festiva. You can read Jim's column, "The Cruise", here. Print a few out and take 'em with you next time you go to the can. Here's a picture of the man himself for a point of reference on the caricature